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		<title>CIRCUIT CITY</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 01:39:44 +0000</pubDate>
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I called up to Lucas, "Time to go."

No response from my then 8 year-old.

“Luuuu-caaaaaasss,” I called again.  Again no response.

Damn him.  I had three-year old Max strapped in the stroller, heaped with more gear than the carts of most homeless people, and I knew it would never fit on the escalator.  I had no time to remove Max, find a place to park the contraption, and search for Lucas. Panic set it.]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got my niece and nephew high and they were only 17&#8230;]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[I called my 12 year old a little shit and a bastard and it made me happy.]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[I today am literally a mean mom and bad wife. I was told in couples therapy that i am bossy and overly critical. And my daughter later in the day texted me 3 times saying you are the meanest mom every day. Maybe it is true. Maybe planning things for my family and then not [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[My ex called and said she&#8217;d be 21/2 hours away for a business trip. We had phone sex; I invited her up to see me. She rented a car, booked a fancy hotel and headed up to reconcile. I couldn&#8217;t handle and stood her up. I&#8217;ve never forgiven myself for being such a dick. She [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[My parked car was smashed terribly bad and it put me in a good mood. Who would&#8217;ve thunk that the thing to shake me out of my funk was having my car wrecked?]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have three kids. And when things get really tough, when I&#8217;ve answered 2,314 &#8220;mom?&#8217;s,&#8221; and have been asked 5 questions in 6 seconds, I choose which one I would get rid of. The answer is always the same&#8230;the youngest.]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[While my husband was getting a haircut, I left my sleeping toddler in the car and stood in the doorway of the salon to give him a message. The hairdresser and my husband called me in. I refused because my daughter was sleeping in the car. But they insisted, and I went in, but then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CROSSING LINES</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:56:58 +0000</pubDate>
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On Halloween evening, Dylan came to my gate wearing a dress.  A movie actor and the father of my son's schoolmate, Dylan stood out, shimmering amidst the swell of cheap polyester adorned trick or treaters. A strappy aqua silk sheath  clung lusciously to his narrow waist, accentuating his surprisingly  tight physique. Tufts of chest hair peeked out above his boobies stuffed with toilet paper to perfection. Not too big to be garish nor too little to be ignored.

His dress grazed just above his knee and emphasized his legs, slender, shapely, and furry as a guinea pig. White gym socks and heavy work boots finished the look with a flawless, manly touch.]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 21:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For his help with a school fundraiser, I rewarded Lucas by taking him and a buddy to Jackass 3-D. Far more visceral than the 2-D versions, the experience was a tsunami of poop, penises and perversion. There is no word in the English language to describe the sensation of wanting to laugh while at the [...]]]></description>
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